| Comfort ye |
Come for tea |
| Oh thou that telleth good tidings to Zion |
Oh thou that selleth aluminum siding |
| There were shepherds abiding in the fields (keeping watch
over their flocks by night) |
There were shepherds imbibing in the fields (drinking Scotch
over the rocks by night) |
| His yoke is easy and His burthen is light |
His yolk's over easy and His bourbon is light |
| Surely He hath borne our griefs |
Shirley, she hath worn our briefs |
| He was despised (rejected) |
He was confused (dejected) |
| All we like sheep (have gone astray) |
Oh, we like sheep (with mint jelly) [aka "the Bestiality
Chorus"] |
| The Lord gave the word (great was the company of the
preachers) |
The Lord saved the herd (great was the humping among the
creatures) |
| Let us break their bonds asunder |
Let us break their buns asunder |
| The trumpet shall sound (and the dead shall be raised) |
The trumpet shall sound (and the rent shall be raised) |
| O Death, where is thy sting? (O Grave, where is thy
victory?) |
O Beth, where is thy thing? (O Dave, where is thy dick to
me?) |